You need more cynical mysticism in your life.
Whether you want something to distract your mind, a way to process something that is vexing you, a fun escape to think about, or just a way to align yourself with the general wtf-ery of the universe right now... I got you. You don't have to take any of it too seriously. Just think of these insights as a novel way to process the stuff you're already stressing anyway.
FYI, I never use AI in any of my processes. I don't analyze tarot meanings with AI, I don't use AI to generate astrological patterns. Check out this link to read more about my policy on original intellectual content, and why I think AI reduces authenticity and should be strictly avoided in this space.
Tarot Reading for Relationship Insight
Get your head sorted around your emotional mindset -- whether you already found your person, or are still searching. Understand your own thoughts in relation to your feelings about a partner and dating.
Tarot Reading for Career & Future
Are you struggling to decide on a path? What direction should you take to achieve the success you envision? Let the cards help you frame the decisions to be made.






Astro-Compatibility Screen
We were all born under the heavens... but not under the same stars and planets. Check the astrological influences of yourself + one other person, to see how the two of you are aligned on the things that matter.
Deep Dive on Your Natal Chart
Everyone knows what zodiac sign the sun was in on the day of their birth... but if you don't also know your moon sign, your ascendant, and the position of important planetary influences like Mercury, Mars and Venus, you aren't getting the whole picture.
Astro-Venture Analysis
What effects might the transits of the heavens hold in the next 30-60 days on a new venture, new project, or new beginning?






Tarot Reading for Self-Awareness
You are the sum of your internal and external realities... yet those are constantly changing. The new year is a great time to check in with your intentions and motivations.
Your Best Mindfulness Practices
There are habits, activities, and practices you can incorporate into your life to improve your well-being. This is not about a workout or your sleep hygiene (wrong site!), but about esoteric ways to channel energy for your best outcomes.
Even More Tarot Options
The cards can be used in many ways to provide framing and narrative to your head- and heart-space. Learn more about some of the daily reads, amplified reads, specific spreads, and other cool ways I can help you seek insight.
Also, yes, I did say "heartspace" non-ironically. Gag.



