You need more cynical mysticism in your life, tbh.

Whether you want something to distract your noisy mind, a new way to process something that is vexing you, a fun escape to dream on, or just a way to better align yourself with the general wtf-ery of the universe right now... I got you.

You don't have to take any of it too seriously. Just think of these insights as a novel way to process the stuff you're already stressing anyway.

What I do most are tarot readings and astrology chart analyses, but get in touch if you don't see something you think you need help with (if I can't assist, I definitely know where to direct you).

Deep Dive on Your Natal Chart

Everyone knows what zodiac sign the sun was in on the day of their birth... but if you don't also know your moon sign, your ascendant, and the position of important planetary influences like Mercury, Mars and Venus, you aren't getting the whole picture.

Astro-Compatibility Screen

We were all born under the firmament... but not under the same stars and planets. Check the astrological influences of yourself + one other person, to see how the two of you are aligned on the things that matter. This can be romantic, business, social or even family members.

Includes natal charts for both individuals, plus the synastry (compatibility analysis).

A woman is looking in a mirror at herself
A woman is looking in a mirror at herself
Emotional Planet Placements

What do you know about the position of the Moon and Venus at the time of your birth? Are there conflicts between your 5th house (which governs pleasure and joy) and your 8th house (which rules intimacy and sex)? What kind of relationships do you seek, and are they a good fit for your internal and external qualities? These are answers you need.

Electional Calendar

Get a list of the most auspicious and useful dates to plan an important upcoming event. Used by royals, military leaders, and celebrities for a thousand years, this practice helps you find optimal days for weddings, travel, business launches... anything that you want to plan where you seek every possible advantage for best outcomes.

Astro-Venture Analysis

What effects might the transits of the heavens hold in the next 30-60 days on a new venture, new project, or new beginning?

a sign on the side of a building that says create your life's work
a sign on the side of a building that says create your life's work
Planetary Career Influences

Are you in a vocation that makes you fulfilled and happy? What do the stars and planets have to reveal about your attitudes and aptitudes regarding money, career and profession?

Birthday Transit Reading

Get a look at what is happening astrologically in the year ahead, and how it will impact you (or someone who would love to learn more). This makes a bad-ass and unique gift for someone that is hard to shop for, promise.