You need more cynical mysticism in your life, tbh.
Whether you want something to distract your noisy mind, a new way to process something that is vexing you, a fun escape to dream on, or just a way to better align yourself with the general wtf-ery of the universe right now... I got you.
You don't have to take any of it too seriously. Just think of these insights as a novel way to process the stuff you're already stressing anyway.
What I do most are tarot readings and astrology chart analyses, but get in touch if you don't see something you think you need help with (if I can't assist, I definitely know where to direct you).
Deep Dive on Your Natal Chart
Everyone knows what zodiac sign the sun was in on the day of their birth... but if you don't also know your moon sign, your ascendant, and the position of important planetary influences like Mercury, Mars and Venus, you aren't getting the whole picture.
Tarot Reading for Self-Awareness
You are the sum of your internal and external realities... yet those are constantly changing. Check in with your intentions and motivations through a deep "soul and self" reading that will help you think about your core identity in new ways.
"What You Need to Know Right Now"
Whether from the cards or the stars, there are messages you should be considering and receiving right now. Find out what the next 5-6 days holds, in general or on a specific topic.
Tarot Reading for Relationship Insight
Get your head sorted around your emotional mindset -- whether you already found your person, or are still searching. Understand your own thoughts in relation to your feelings about a partner and dating.
Astro-Compatibility Screen
We were all born under the firmament... but not under the same stars and planets. Check the astrological influences of yourself + one other person, to see how the two of you are aligned on the things that matter. This can be romantic, business, social or even family members.
Emotional Planet Placements
What do you know about the position of the Moon and Venus at the time of your birth? Are there conflicts between your 5th house (which governs pleasure and joy) and your 8th house (which rules intimacy and sex)? What kind of relationships do you seek, and are they a good fit for your internal and external qualities? These are answers you need.
Tarot Reading for Career & Future
Are you struggling to decide on a path? What direction should you take to achieve the success you envision? Are you pursuing the right opportunities? Let the cards help you frame the decisions to be made.
Astro-Venture Analysis
What effects might the transits of the heavens hold in the next 30-60 days on a new venture, new project, or new beginning?
Planetary Career Influences
Are you in a vocation that makes you fulfilled and happy? What do the stars and planets have to reveal about your attitudes and aptitudes regarding money, career and profession?
Your Best Mindfulness Practices
There are habits, activities, and practices you can incorporate into your life to improve your well-being. This is not about a workout or your sleep hygiene (wrong site!), but about esoteric ways to channel energy for your best outcomes.
Even More Tarot Options
The cards can be used in many ways to provide framing and narrative to your head- and heart-space. Learn more about some of the daily reads, amplified reads, specific spreads, and other cool ways I can help you seek insight.
Also, yes, I did say "heartspace" non-ironically. Gag.
Birthday Transit Reading
Get a look at what is happening astrologically in the year ahead, and how it will impact you (or someone who would love to learn more). This makes a bad-ass and unique gift for someone that is hard to shop for, promise.