Yes, I'm real.

I'm an actual human person, but I keep my details off the internet because it's a weird time in the world and I don't need the distractions of weirdos being weird.

No, you can't come to my fortune-telling shop.

First of all, I don't have one; I have a day job and this is just something I do on the side, mostly for friends.

Second of all, I don't do "fortune-telling."

Third of all, see above re weirdos.

Finally... I will do card readings in person under specific circumstances. Get in touch to learn more.

I don't use apps or AI to read tarot or astrology.

All the mystical stuff I play with has been around for centuries, or even millennia. In my humble opinion, it requires experienced human interpretation in order to be effective and accurate. There is only so much legitimate insight on these esoteric pursuits that AI or technology can yield. (No offense intended to my Tiktok colleagues out there crushing the monetization of their vibe-readings.)

"Can you tell me [who I'll marry] [whether I'll be rich] [if my situation will go how I want]?"

No, because I don't do fortune-telling. 😏

What I can do is help you understand: more about yourself, more about what the energies and impacts of the universe are bringing to the moment, more about what patterns in your life are serving you or not.

Can you use that information to make useful deductions about what is to come? Yes.

No refunds.

Unless I can't provide a service that you booked for some reason, I do not give refunds. If you book a service and cancel within 24 hours' notice, I will reschedule you for another time. If you book a service and do not show up, I will not reschedule.

Policies, Disclaimers, Fine Print

So, I say... let's play with what appeals to us, and let the nihilists and evangelists sort out the rest.

Life is already hard enough, to go without any magic at all.

Embrace your sense of "why tf not?" and see where it leads you.

(Gotta let the cynical side be in charge for a minute)